team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help
shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes
shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes
shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes
shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes
shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes
shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes
shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes
shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes
shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes
shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

I worked in Mcdonalds, and it pissed me of that everyone thought we were stupid or wastes of space. When actually we worked stupid long shifts, pretty demanding work for minimum wage, I was paid £4.35 when I started working there when I was 16, just to have people insult me and talk to me like I was dirt just for getting a job and working hard like every cunt told me to do.

(via reckless-nightmare)

I’ll just leave this here….
Nice family friendly pic of the boyfriends Cock sock

oakenbutt:

The Hobbit: Mean Girls style | part 2
oakenbutt:

The Hobbit: Mean Girls style | part 2
oakenbutt:

The Hobbit: Mean Girls style | part 2

oakenbutt:

The Hobbit: Mean Girls style | part 2

(via satan-sucks-jesus-swallows)

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(via coldnightsandconstellations)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via coldnightsandconstellations)