How can a tiny dog take up so much room

Had a great night last night with @monkeymanadam, a fire and a box of booze! Sorted :)

My hairs finally growing out and getting a bit thicker, never cutting my hair short again xD

Haven’t had one of these bad boys for a while

When you get your photos printed and there’s this message on it, made my day! :D

Found a new favourite

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

(via lipstickstainedteacup)

lizis2spooky:

Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should

(via ladyof-thegaladhrim)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

There goes my hero

Watch him as he goes

Hahahaha

Cuz fuck it there’s enough skinny asses all over my Instagram #yolo

jamesdeenhateclub:

tura satana appreciation post. here’s what u need to know:
born in 1938 and died in 2011
her parents were a silent movie actor and a circus performer
she was gang-raped by five men when she was ten. they were never prosecuted and it was rumoured that the judge was paid off.
this prompted her to train in various martial arts (such as aikido and karate)
over the next 15 years, she hunted down each of her rapists and exacted revenge against them. they never even knew who she was until she told them
at the same time, she formed an all-woman gang called “the angeles”
"we had leather motorcycle jackets, jeans and boots and we kicked butt."
moved to los angeles when she was 15 and supported herself
dated elvis presley and turned down a marriage proposal from him
her most famous film role was in 1965, as varla, a “very aggressive and sexual female character”, in faster, pussycat! kill! kill! (a film that was “an ode to female violence”)
tura was responsible for her own costume, makeup, use of martial arts, and much of her dialouge. she also performed all her own stunts and fight scenes
was known for not taking shit from anyone. russ meyer, the director for faster, pussycat! kill!, said of her “[tura was] extremely capable. she knew how to handle herself. don’t fuck with her! and if you have to fuck her, do it well! she might turn on you!”
jamesdeenhateclub:

tura satana appreciation post. here’s what u need to know:
born in 1938 and died in 2011
her parents were a silent movie actor and a circus performer
she was gang-raped by five men when she was ten. they were never prosecuted and it was rumoured that the judge was paid off.
this prompted her to train in various martial arts (such as aikido and karate)
over the next 15 years, she hunted down each of her rapists and exacted revenge against them. they never even knew who she was until she told them
at the same time, she formed an all-woman gang called “the angeles”
"we had leather motorcycle jackets, jeans and boots and we kicked butt."
moved to los angeles when she was 15 and supported herself
dated elvis presley and turned down a marriage proposal from him
her most famous film role was in 1965, as varla, a “very aggressive and sexual female character”, in faster, pussycat! kill! kill! (a film that was “an ode to female violence”)
tura was responsible for her own costume, makeup, use of martial arts, and much of her dialouge. she also performed all her own stunts and fight scenes
was known for not taking shit from anyone. russ meyer, the director for faster, pussycat! kill!, said of her “[tura was] extremely capable. she knew how to handle herself. don’t fuck with her! and if you have to fuck her, do it well! she might turn on you!”
jamesdeenhateclub:

tura satana appreciation post. here’s what u need to know:
born in 1938 and died in 2011
her parents were a silent movie actor and a circus performer
she was gang-raped by five men when she was ten. they were never prosecuted and it was rumoured that the judge was paid off.
this prompted her to train in various martial arts (such as aikido and karate)
over the next 15 years, she hunted down each of her rapists and exacted revenge against them. they never even knew who she was until she told them
at the same time, she formed an all-woman gang called “the angeles”
"we had leather motorcycle jackets, jeans and boots and we kicked butt."
moved to los angeles when she was 15 and supported herself
dated elvis presley and turned down a marriage proposal from him
her most famous film role was in 1965, as varla, a “very aggressive and sexual female character”, in faster, pussycat! kill! kill! (a film that was “an ode to female violence”)
tura was responsible for her own costume, makeup, use of martial arts, and much of her dialouge. she also performed all her own stunts and fight scenes
was known for not taking shit from anyone. russ meyer, the director for faster, pussycat! kill!, said of her “[tura was] extremely capable. she knew how to handle herself. don’t fuck with her! and if you have to fuck her, do it well! she might turn on you!”

jamesdeenhateclub:

tura satana appreciation post. here’s what u need to know:

  • born in 1938 and died in 2011
  • her parents were a silent movie actor and a circus performer
  • she was gang-raped by five men when she was ten. they were never prosecuted and it was rumoured that the judge was paid off.
  • this prompted her to train in various martial arts (such as aikido and karate)
  • over the next 15 years, she hunted down each of her rapists and exacted revenge against them. they never even knew who she was until she told them
  • at the same time, she formed an all-woman gang called “the angeles”
  • "we had leather motorcycle jackets, jeans and boots and we kicked butt."
  • moved to los angeles when she was 15 and supported herself
  • dated elvis presley and turned down a marriage proposal from him
  • her most famous film role was in 1965, as varla, a “very aggressive and sexual female character”, in faster, pussycat! kill! kill! (a film that was “an ode to female violence”)
  • tura was responsible for her own costume, makeup, use of martial arts, and much of her dialouge. she also performed all her own stunts and fight scenes
  • was known for not taking shit from anyone. russ meyer, the director for faster, pussycat! kill!, said of her “[tura was] extremely capable. she knew how to handle herself. don’t fuck with her! and if you have to fuck her, do it well! she might turn on you!”

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