iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

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cheekily:

uvuu:

certainslantedlight:

lonelywhiteasian:

uvuu:

why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway?? 

sucking cock

not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.

since when is homosexuality a race 

She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read

Wat

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metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

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officialadamelmakias:

Learning How To Shotgun a Beer with JR from Less Than Jake (x)
officialadamelmakias:

Learning How To Shotgun a Beer with JR from Less Than Jake (x)
officialadamelmakias:

Learning How To Shotgun a Beer with JR from Less Than Jake (x)
officialadamelmakias:

Learning How To Shotgun a Beer with JR from Less Than Jake (x)

officialadamelmakias:

Learning How To Shotgun a Beer with JR from Less Than Jake (x)

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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imthedad:

I like how pet is also the word for touching your pet

(via artnevercomesfromsatisfaction)

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

(via soberwhore)

polka-dot-clouds:

I will show this photo to my kids when they don’t believe me
polka-dot-clouds:

I will show this photo to my kids when they don’t believe me

polka-dot-clouds:

I will show this photo to my kids when they don’t believe me

(via soberwhore)

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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